When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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iknowitsmad:

i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

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So the other day

My boyfu accidentally punched me in the face in his sleep. I woke up and yelled at him but he just stayed asleep.

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